Crazy Plant Lady Crossbody bag

🌿 For the plant-obsessed and perfectly normal (wink) among us...

This bag gets you. You’re juggling succulents, sanity, and maybe a latte—and this crossbody is here to keep it all together while looking damn cute doing it. From errands to evenings out, the Crazy Perfectly Normal Plant Lady Crossbody Bag is the stylish, hands-free sidekick you didn’t know you needed (but your pothos definitely approves).

Crafted from luxe faux leather with sleek dark gray hardware, it’s got enough pockets to keep your essentials sorted—because plant people are organized chaos, not total chaos. Wear it as a crossbody, toss on the wrist strap, or rock it clutch-style when you’re feeling fancy.

Features:

• Chic and durable faux leather exterior
• Fully lined interior (100% polyester)
• Secure zip-top closure (because soil spills happen)
• Inside zip and slip pockets for max organization
• Adjustable + removable shoulder and wrist straps
• Size: 11″ × 8″ × 1.5″ – roomy without being bulky
• Strap drop length: 14″ to 27″ for custom comfort

🎁 Made just for you when you order—because slow style > mass production.

Whether you’re hauling cuttings, keys, or chaos, this bag says what we’re all thinking:
“I’m not crazy. I’m just a perfectly normal plant lady.” 💚

👜 Get yours before your snake plant starts asking for one too.