Because what is “normal,” anyway?
Our Crazy Perfectly Normal Plant Lady tote is here to carry all your leafy chaos in style. Whether you're hauling a new pothos home from the nursery, loading up on soil and snacks, or just want everyone at the farmers market to know what you're about—this bag’s got your back (and your sense of humor).
Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this roomy tote is sturdy enough to hold up to 30 lbs of your wildest plant purchases, emotional baggage, or just a really heavy stack of plant care books. It's your everyday, eco-friendly ride-or-die bag.
Specs:
• 100% organic cotton 3/1 twill – soft but strong
• 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ – perfect for “I’m just getting one” plant runs
• 30 lb weight limit – go ahead, bring the big monstera
• 1" wide straps with a comfy 24.5" length – slings right over your shoulder
• Open main compartment – toss it all in and go
• Printed on demand – because you’re worth the wait, and the planet thanks you ?
Tote your green addiction with pride.
Perfectly normal? Absolutely. (At least that's what you keep telling everyone.)
? Join the movement. Or the plant cult. Whatever you want to call it.
