Aphid Assassin Eco Tote Bag

Aphid Assassin Organic Tote Bag – Death to Pests, Style to Spare 🐞💀

Some heroes wear capes. This one carries groceries and body bags for aphids.

Meet your new favorite tote: built for the farmer’s market, the plant shop, or your next hit on that mealybug infestation. Printed with our notorious Aphid Assassin design, this bag doesn’t just say “I love plants”—it screams “I’ll end you, leaf suckers.”

Made from 100% certified organic cotton, it’s strong enough to carry 30 lbs of soil, books, or regrets. Plus, those long, comfy straps mean it slings over your shoulder while you plot your next pesticide-free massacre.

🧪 No plastic. No pests. No mercy.
🌱 100% organic cotton, heavyweight twill
📦 Spacious af – 16″ × 14.5″ × 5″
💪 Holds up to 30 lbs of plant justice

This isn’t just a tote. It’s a warning.
Aphids beware. She’s got a canvas bag and an attitude.