Plants Over People Ladies’ Muscle Tank

Plants Over People Muscle Tank – For When You're Socially Pruned 🪴✂️

Let’s be real—plants don’t talk back, cancel plans, or leave passive-aggressive comments on your Instagram. People? Can’t relate. That’s why this Plants Over People muscle tank exists.

Soft, drapey, and aggressively comfy, this tank is made for watering your monstera, ghosting texts, and side-eyeing humanity from the safety of your greenhouse. With low-cut armholes and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for lounging, lifting, or leafing through your mental list of people you’d rather avoid.

🌿 Fabric so soft, even your philodendron’s jealous
💁♀️ Low-cut armholes for high-level plant care
🥲 Curved hem for that “I tried” vibe
📦 Printed just for you—like the plants, it doesn’t need validation

Wear it. Water things. Avoid eye contact.
Because honestly? Plants over people. Always.

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