Plant Daddy Fanny Pack

Plant Daddy Fanny Pack – Because Real Daddies Pack Light 🌿🍑

You’ve got plants to mist and hearts to break—ain’t nobody got time for bulky bags.

Enter the fanny pack: the gloriously hands-free, dad-core-meets-daddy-hot accessory you never knew you needed. Whether you’re headed to a plant swap, a music festival, or just want a secure place to stash your snacks and emotional baggage, this baby’s got you.

Why you’ll love it (besides the obvious):
🪴 Water-resistant so your leaf-cuttings—and dignity—stay dry
💁♂️ Inner pocket for “mystery” items (aka lip balm and emergency snacks)
🦾 Adjustable strap for that low-slung, I-work-out-but-casually look
💦 Two zippers for easy access, because speed matters, Daddy

Bonus: Looks surprisingly good with oversized tees, tiny shorts, AND a healthy Monstera. Coincidence? We think not.

So throw it on, sling it cross-body like a street-style god, and go forth hands-free and fabulous. Because the only baggage you should carry… is this one. 💚

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