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Plant Daddy Men's Crew Neck Tee

Plant Daddy Men's Crew Neck Tee

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Plant Daddy Tee

Houseplants. Commitment. Masculinity.

Meet the tee that proves nurturing is sexy. The Plant Daddy T-shirt celebrates the men who mist, repot, and proudly whisper sweet nothings to their fiddle leaf figs. Whether you’re elbow-deep in potting mix or flexing next to your monstera for the 'Gram, this shirt was made for you.

Crafted from a smooth cotton-touch poly jersey, it’s ridiculously soft, midweight, and won’t fade—just like your passion for philodendrons. With a regular fit and 2-way stretch, it moves with you as you haul that 12" terra cotta through the living room jungle.

Why you’ll love it:

  • Smooth, comfortable, and designed for all-day plant parenting

  • Fabric that keeps its color, no matter how many waterings (or washings)

  • Regular fit for a laid-back, low-effort, high-handsome vibe

  • Made just for you—because you deserve more than basic tees

Whether you're a proud pothos papa or the shirtless propagator of dreams, the Plant Daddy Tee is here to water your wardrobe.

🌿 Warning: May increase DMs from fellow plant lovers.


Throw one on. Flex that green thumb. Let the world know: you're not just a plant guy—you're a Plant Daddy.

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