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Plant Personality Magnets

Plant Personality Magnets

Regular price $28.99 USD
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🪴 Plant Magnets – Because Your Monstera Deserves a Personality


Your plants are thriving (or at least pretending to). Now it’s time to give them some face. These Funny Plant Magnets are the plant accessories you never knew you needed—because what’s better than your philodendron silently judging you with a pair of tiny glasses?


👀 What You Get:

  • 12 magnetic masterpieces:
  • • 4 Eyes 👁️
  • • 4 Mouths 👄
  • • 4 Glasses 🤓
  • Enough to turn your entire windowsill into a houseplant soap opera.


🌱 Why You’ll Love Them:

  • Instant Leaf Glow-Up: Cover that weird hole your cat made or the mystery spot you’re ignoring. Boom. Handled.
  • Easy AF to Use: Just snap the magnet on a leaf, back it with the included magnet, and done. No commitment, no wilting egos.
  • Zero Plant Harm: Made from soft PVC, these little faces are lighter than your emotional baggage and waterproof, too.
  • More Than Plants: Slap ’em on your fridge, locker, tote bag—or a human, if they hold still long enough.
  • Gift-Worthy Greatness: Perfect stocking stuffers for plant lovers, casual gardeners, or anyone who talks to their ferns like they’re coworkers.


⚠️ Warning:

May cause intense emotional attachment to inanimate greenery. Side effects include: spontaneous giggles, leaf selfies, and the overwhelming urge to name all your plants.

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