Rootbound & Ruthless Enamel Mug

🌙 Rootbound & Ruthless Enamel Mug

For the plant parent who takes their coffee like they take their cuttings—strong, hot, and slightly unhinged.

This isn’t just a mug. It’s a declaration. A lifestyle. A tiny metal chalice of spite-fueled ambition for anyone who's ever repotted a Monstera at midnight while listening to true crime podcasts and questioning their life choices.

🔥 Features:

• Lightweight enough to clip to your hiking bag, yet tough enough to survive being dropped on the cold, hard floor of your underheated apartment

• Enamel-coated and silver-rimmed like your Nana’s vintage cookware—except way cooler

• Holds your morning rage-fuel (coffee) or post-hike soup (also coffee, let’s be real)

• Lead- and BPA-free, because being ruthless doesn't mean being reckless

⚠️ Heads up: Do not microwave unless you enjoy sparks and chaos. Also, enamel is a little high-maintenance—like your Calathea—but some lemon juice and elbow grease will handle any coffee stains just fine.

This mug is made to order, because mass production is as outdated as misting your ferns with essential oils.

Rooted in rebellion. Sippin’ with style.