Plants Over People Men's Short Sleeve Tee

Plants Over People Tee – For When You're Socially Pruned 🪴✂️

Let’s be real—plants don’t talk back, cancel plans, or leave passive-aggressive comments on your Instagram. People? Can’t relate. That’s why this Plants Over People tee exists.

Soft and aggressively comfy, this tee is made for watering your monstera, ghosting texts, and side-eyeing humanity from the safety of your greenhouse. With drop shoulders and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for lounging, lifting, or leafing through your mental list of people you’d rather avoid.

🌿 Fabric so soft, even your philodendron’s jealous
♂️ Low shoulders for high-level plant care
🥲 Curved hem for that “I tried” vibe
📦 Printed just for you—like the plants, it doesn’t need validation

Wear it. Water things. Avoid eye contact.
Because honestly? Plants over people. Always.

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