The Green Goods Co.
Mildly Feral Socks
Mildly Feral Socks
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Mildly Feral Crew Socks – For when you're one houseplant away from full-blown jungle cat. 🐾🌿
Tame on the outside, feral on the inside. Just like you, these Mildly Feral socks are cozy, chaotic, and totally committed to their aesthetic. Whether you're pruning your pothos or pacing your kitchen like a caffeinated raccoon, these socks have your (wild) side covered.
⚡ Cushioned bottoms, because Plant Daddies deserve plush steps
⚡ Bold, fade-resistant graphics—because "mildly" feral doesn’t mean boring
⚡ Crew length with a ribbed leg that hugs without the squeeze
⚡ Moisture-wicking, high-drama, and unapologetically you
Slip into these and let your ankles tell the world what your mouth politely won’t: you're cute, caffeinated, and a little unhinged—in the best way possible.
Pair them with our matching “Mildly Feral” mug, tee, or your favorite indoor jungle gear. But don’t wait—these socks are only mildly tame, and they tend to disappear into the wild (aka laundry basket) fast. 👀
Size guide
US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |

