I'm Not Dead Yet Hoodie

"I'm Not Dead Yet, Keep Trying" Unisex Hoodie – For Survivors With Spite 🪴☠️

Some houseplants thrive on love.
Yours? Thrive on pure stubborn defiance.
Welcome to your villain origin story in hoodie form.

This hoodie is soft, cozy, and slightly unhinged—just like the plant it was inspired by. Whether you’re crawling out of seasonal depression or laughing in the face of yet another overwatering mishap, this is your uniform of choice. Equal parts comfort and comeback, it’s fleece-lined for year-round coziness and sass-infused for everyday resilience.

🖤 Spite-powered graphic: “I’m Not Dead Yet, Keep Trying”
🌫️ Mid-weight fleece for surviving cold snaps—emotional or otherwise
🪴 Regular fit with side seams, because structure matters (unlike watering schedules)
✌️ Gender-neutral and people-optional

Wear it while you repot the impossible.
Or just sit back and outlive your enemies.
Either way—you’re not dead yet. Keep going. Keep thriving. Keep them guessing.

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