I'm Not Dead Yet Tee

"I'm Not Dead Yet, Keep Trying" Unisex T-Shirt – For the Plants (and People) Who Refuse to Die 🪴

You’ve been overwatered. Underwatered. Forgotten in a dark corner.
And yet… you persist.

This shirt is for the unkillable. The mildly feral. The ones who bounce back just to spite the odds—and the caretakers who’ve given up.

Soft, lightweight, and so comfortable it might just bring you back to life, this tee fits like a gentle hug from the void. It stretches just enough for dramatic collapsing on the couch and is flattering enough to wear while pretending everything’s fine.

🖤 Features the “I’m Not Dead Yet, Keep Trying” graphic for survivors and sassy spider plants
🌱 Combed, ring-spun cotton that’s somehow softer than your last heartbreak
💀 Unisex fit for all genders, stages of plant care, and existential dread

Wear it while you tend to your almost-dead monstera.
Wear it to brunch like it’s a warning.
Wear it because you’ve earned the right to be a little unkillable.

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