The Green Goods Co.
Plants Over People women’s relaxed v-neck
Plants Over People women’s relaxed v-neck
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Plants Over People Muscle Tank – For When You're Socially Pruned 🪴✂️
Let’s be real—plants don’t talk back, cancel plans, or leave passive-aggressive comments on your Instagram. People? Can’t relate. That’s why this Plants Over People relaxed v-neck exists.
Soft, drapey, and aggressively comfy, this tee is made for watering your monstera, ghosting texts, and side-eyeing humanity from the safety of your greenhouse. With buttery soft fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for lounging, lifting, or leafing through your mental list of people you’d rather avoid.
🌿 Fabric so soft, even your philodendron’s jealous
🥲 Curved hem for that “I tried” vibe
📦 Printed just for you—like the plants, it doesn’t need validation
Wear it. Water things. Avoid eye contact.
Because honestly? Plants over people. Always.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 25 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 25 ¼ | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 ½ | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 ½ | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 | 50 - 53 |
