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The Green Goods Co.

Plants Over People women’s relaxed v-neck

Plants Over People women’s relaxed v-neck

Regular price $26.00 USD
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Plants Over People Muscle Tank – For When You're Socially Pruned 🪴✂️

Let’s be real—plants don’t talk back, cancel plans, or leave passive-aggressive comments on your Instagram. People? Can’t relate. That’s why this Plants Over People relaxed v-neck exists.

Soft, drapey, and aggressively comfy, this tee is made for watering your monstera, ghosting texts, and side-eyeing humanity from the safety of your greenhouse. With buttery soft fabric and a relaxed fit, it’s perfect for lounging, lifting, or leafing through your mental list of people you’d rather avoid.

🌿 Fabric so soft, even your philodendron’s jealous
🥲 Curved hem for that “I tried” vibe
📦 Printed just for you—like the plants, it doesn’t need validation

Wear it. Water things. Avoid eye contact.
Because honestly? Plants over people. Always.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 25 34 - 37
M 25 ¼ 38 - 41
L 26 ½ 42 - 45
XL 27 ½ 46 - 49
2XL 28 50 - 53
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